Book - Crap

A relationship is like 2 people reading a book.

The phase must be the same; maybe a beat slight difference is tolerable, but one must not be a page or two far away from the other.

If it run off a page or 2 in the beginning it might still be sweet, “I will wait for you” one might say to the other.

When the story comes to the climax and there are still differences, one might be restless of waiting and the other might be tired of running after…

Most of the time the 2 people will lost attention for the book and never finish reading it…

In the office

This is how me and my Group Account Director – Kevin work with together.
Normally when I receive a brief or comment from Kevin I will question and challenge to see if there are other way to execute the job and also to get a better understanding of the discussion. Normally this process of “discussion” will be making Kevin jumping up and down hitting me on my shoulder, squealing “can’t you just listen and not answer back?!” but hey this is a way to learn… it work quite well between us and most of the time we end up laughing non-stop.
This is one of the childish arguments between me and Kevin that end up jokes on me!!
Once he put one of his crumpled name card into my name card holder, I took it out and he put it in saying “can’t you keep on of my name card” of cause I said NO and throw the name card out…
Today I m require to send some DVDs over to the Client’s office, after the DVDs arrive in my office I took out a few name cards put it in to my wallet and drive over to the Client’s. When I reach the Client’s office park my car and took one name card out from my wallet and put it in the pocket in front of my chest, so that I can just grape it and give it to the Client…
When I present my name card to the Client he said “Oh so your name is Kevin” I m confused and replies him “no my name is RZ…” and after that I realize that I gave him Kevin’s name card!!! Kevin has sneaked his name card into my name card holder!!! Damn!!! In front of the client took my wallet out and pass him MY name card, apologize and run back to the office… of cause I call Kevin up (he is in Melacca today) and “compliment him” and all he answer lalalalalala~ :p!!! oh my…

妳。我。他

妳和他的感情会一天比一天来得重，就算不爱了。。
我和妳的感情只会互相伤害，就算我们爱得很深。。
要嘛妳和他，要嘛妳回来，
要我还是他到头来是妳的抉择，
但我要妳知道我没忘了我们的爱。。。

醒醒～！

现今的男女比例（如果没有错的话）是6：4（女：男）换句话说女人的比例比男人多！
奇怪的是为什么我还是单身？！
很多朋友常给的答案：“就因为你挑！要你的你不挑，你选的她不要~”什么你选人人选你的道理。。。

想想看还是不对，女人啊~不应该挑的人是妳们啊！以下是女人不应该挑的4大理由：
1. 男人的比例比女人少
2. 已婚男士已经是一群被放在不可选择区，除非妳们不介意当外面的女人
3. 男人已经不多，你们除了要与其他女人抢之外还要与男同志争
4. 现实一点 ，会为自己的未来打算的女人都会想嫁入豪门吧？要不然嫁个OK有钱的也不错的也不错对不？醒了啦~ ！除非妳手段比别人强或者妳命比别人好，要不然找到一处好人家就好了。。。这是为什么：

• 有钱但年轻的不多，除非妳不介意老男人
• 有钱而是直男的也不多，除非妳不介意多一个姐妹
• 有钱有样的也不多，除非你不介意样貌或则说服他整容

喂！女人！醒了～！！！

一个关于他暗恋着她的故事

他就是如此的害羞，
被嘲笑戏弄的时候脸比番茄还要红；
他喜欢的她就如此的大胆，
常常都是说话做事的那个女孩。
如此的对比却如此的登对，
她也暗暗的喜欢着他。

怎么大胆也好，
毕竟她还是个大姑娘，
她，
一直都等着他的告白；
秒成时，
时成日，
日成月，
月成年，
他还是害羞得开不了口，
但他的付出、
他的爱，
决不输给任何热恋中的恋人。

有一日女孩有了仰慕者 － 一个年轻有为的工厂经理，
毕竟女孩子家需要的是安全感与归属，
虽然心里爱的不是他，
女孩还是跟着他走了，
害羞的他唯有独自伤悲，
默默的祝福。。。

过了一年，
害羞的他得知她的死讯，
她跟了他后也在工厂里工作。
在点货的时候因为工人的疏忽她被货物砸死了。。。

害羞的他去了她的丧礼，
他只能无助的隔着棺材看着她；
他崩溃了，
嚎啕的哭诉着老天的不是，
埋怨着自己的害羞，
假设了千万个如果。。。

但她还是冷冰冰的对着他，
她那慈祥的恋似乎对着他说：“你要好好过活，为了我而活。。。好吗？”

Complexity

I have a friend that asks me:
“Missing someone, loving someone should be a happy thing, but now why is it difficult for me?”

I answer him saying:
“It is difficult because she is not here with you but she has taken over your heart.”

Why should a simple thing be so complicated when it involve emotions and relations? Couldn’t it be as simple as “yes” or “no”? or maybe complexity is the beauty of it?

Lunch Talk Crap

This is a joke that we spoke of a person that the hold group of people just hate, from a non-personal feeling leads to hatred this is how Mr Client roll; this is how influential he can be, even those that don’t deal with him hate his guts I don’t know why…

The below is a crap joke that we crack during lunch; I find it pathetically (for the main character of the joke) funny!

When God is making mankind, Satan requested to try making one himself. God agreed and Satan has his try and he have created Mr. Client, after a while the Satan yell out “Oh damn me! What I have done?!”

Huat~!!!!

Damn cute~!!!!!!

Thanks Kemy for this~!!!

HUAT ar~!!!!!

喵喵发财！

在这里跟大家拜个早年～！！！
恭喜发财！希望虎年事事顺顺利利！！

小青泽来帮你招财进宝！

加油！！！

加油！！！加油！！！加油！！！

chef at home

I have been a “chef at home” for this whole week, cooking dinners for my family during my weeklong holiday (which I enjoyed a lot!), my specialty is cooking pasta and this is one of the dish that is off my sleeve – lasagna with bake photato skin.

mind the plate setting :p

Lasagna

Meat sauce is normal Bolognese sauce, which is a “mixture” of the below:

Beef of Chicken

Tomato Paste

Rose Marry (is a must)

Basil (must)

Onion and garlic

Red Wine Vinegar (optional)

HP sauce

Salt and pepper

And stock (Chicken or beef)

Cheese Sauce:

Butter

Flour

Mozzarella Cheese

Milk

Salt and Pepper

Bake Potato Skin

Clean the potato skin before use, boil if for 5 minutes before use, cut it into half scope part of the potato “meat” out leaving the skin and some part of the “meat” fill it with bacon (in my case I use sausage) season it with salt and pepper and cover it up with enamel cheese, bake it for 10-15minutes (ready when cheese melt and slightly golden…

More pasta dish to come~

请多多指教～

贱男废想

与朋友闲聊吹水时想到的普罗男人的想法，
男人最重视的两样东西：玩与钱
后者是永远都不会够的了，后者时看时候，时候到了重视的东西也会转移。

男人对女人的要求也很简单，
小学与中学时仰慕喜欢的女人会常是比自己年长的，比如：老师、长辈等。

中学到20出头的通常都会喜欢与自己相同level与年纪的。

三十以上的男人上方的两样东西还没够的话通常找的对象都是越来越年轻的，
这是为什么老牛爱吃嫩草。

三十以上的男人要定下来的才敢找相同level与年纪的，
这是有些人说的 Pre-paid vs. Post paid, with and without commitment...

变

来个大转变～

2010 年前的改革！

鱼与水

在facebook是那么容易的了解朋友们的想法，

一下是我与一位好友的讨论：

他在facebook放了以下张金鱼的画，

在画下他写了：

鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里，水对鱼说我能感受你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。

我手痒的写了：

鱼把水的包容当成理所当然，
放肆的往水的心里屎尿伺候，
然而水默默的承受鱼的任性，
慢慢的水浊了，失去了自己，
鱼因任性没了原来的水原来的知己。

他：thumb up! your explaination is beyond great

我：not explain but interpretation is different that's all，字是笔者的心、型、思，

从你的浪漫启发了唯美的丑。。。就是如此而已。。。

他：这不是我的浪漫，我是不喜欢某人的行为而写的。

我：那应该是谁的浪漫？那我的讲法讲到你心里了？

他：当你认为是这样时，那就会是这样。鱼其实可以游走的，水也可以干的。

我：没错但他们两都选择了留下，至少水对鱼心是不一的～

他：这就难了。。。

我们的讨论就到这儿，他没再回。。。

我心却想着对他人的心不一难的地方。。。

是给的太少？还是要得太多？

鱼可以游走的，水也可以蒸发但为什么他们两都选择了留下？

碎片

冷冷的十一月的风吹寒了心，

忆境里昏黄的十一月慢慢的被时间冻结了起来；

抬起头看到你那腼腆的温柔，

想起你那酸掉难吃的寿司瞬间的一切暖了起来。

我们建立的全部温暖与甜蜜，

在你背对着我冷冷的离开时狠狠的摧毁、忘了。

每一年天灰灰冰冷的十一月，

心里都会暗涌起冷冷的回忆；以为彻底的忘了，

忘或记心里都默默的祝你生日快乐。。。

bitching

There is never a brief for every job,
There is never a clear cut easy to understand brief,
There is never a good tone when things are need to clarify,
You request for all to be done and all to be urgent,
All you do is minded fuck me from day to day…
Still you ask if I still have the heart to continue,
I don’t ask for appreciation because it is what I should do,
But I don’t need to be pin point to all the shits!

Before you blame me, will you reflect on yourself?
Before you point it to me have you realize that there are 4 fingers pointing back?
Nevertheless dear leader as a coward you are, as a coward you act hiding behind our dead body as you take all the credit…

Thanks to you I lost motivation,
Thanks to you I start doubting myself,
Thanks to you I lost respect I use to have for you,
Thanks to you that I challenge myself everyday…

Now please go fuck yourself!
I need to set my head straight,
Need to put myself together...

What to do? Like I always say life's a bitch!

Calendar Girl

A song I dedicate to my love ones...
a mellow song from Stars - The Calendar Girl



If I am lost for a day; try to find me
If you are lost for a day I will find you,
But if I don't come back, then I won't look behind me
But if you don't come back, then I will wait behind you,
All of the things that I thought were so easy
All of the dreams that we thought it is easy
Just got harder and harder each day
Just got harder and harder each day
December is darkest and June is the light but this empty bedroom won't make anything right
But we will get through and come to the light and try make this bedroom everything right.
While out on the landing a friend I forgot to send home
While stand on the landing with you I wish to send home
Who waits up for me all through the night
Will not move an inch out of the dark
Calendar girl who's in love with the world Stay alive
My dear who's lost in the world Stay alive
Calendar girl who's in love with the world Stay alive
My dear who's lost in the world Stay alive
I dreamed I was dying; as I so often do
You dreamed you were dying; as you always do
And when I awoke I was sure it was true
but will stand by you and assure you is untrue

I ran to the window; threw my head to the sky
And said whoever is up there, please don't let me die
But I can't live forever, I can't always be
One day I'll be sand on a beach by a sea
The pages keep turning, I'll mark off each day with a cross
And I'll laugh about all that we've lost
Calendar Girl who is lost to the world
Stay Alive
Calendar Girl who is lost to the world Stay Alive
January, February, March, April, May I'm alive
June, July, August, September,October I'm alive
November, December, you all through the winter, I'm alive
I'm alive

My reply to the song in red... the end part is what I want to achieve hope that we will stay alive to see the world together..

淹

睡意被一股莫名的忧郁吃掉了，

孤单的感觉，

战败的感觉，

无助的感觉，

一股股的涌着来，

还记得小时候顽皮而被水淹的感觉，

眼看着岸手却伸不到、摸不到，

胃都被泳池的水涨慢了，

辛苦的挣扎在就要放弃的时候老爸把我拉出水面；

现在没了老爸的手，

望不到救生圈。。。

现在的挣扎还要多久？

还是因该往下沉了？

看似坚强的我；内心可是很害怕的。。。

过往

两个向往简单的人，

已因为向往的简单复杂了，

搞杂了一切原有的梦想，

情以毁。

她嘴上说的一切都是为了遮掩他造成的伤害，

他所做的一切以失去了方向因为原有的以破。

尝试的补偿却让伤口恶化，

她的疼，

他的慌，

都迷失了。。。

而我这局外者只有默默的看，

欲助无望的旁观。。。

逃脱与离开真的可以疗伤吗？

幕后的感情

长发三千落幕了但牵连着我们的长发才开始建立了长发一家的感情，从一班陌生人变成了一家人。一起度过的酸、甜、苦、辣，一起哭一起笑的一家人。这剧得到一些意想不到的好评，来看的朋友都说没想到会那么好（还以为是学生作）都很期待有没有下一次？

因为我的角色大家都叫我“爸爸”每一次听到这代名词时心里都是甜甜的，最甜的那一次是一个我们叫 “Chicken Monkey” 的小男孩，高度就只到我的大腿，最后一天走前他把我叫住，用手指钩钩的把我引着弯下腰，他忽然往我脸吻了一下说“最爱就是爸爸了”甜到～！！！！