Man never listen?

On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
touch
any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat
there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button
was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have
nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes. A nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button
marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. " Your balls are in the
bucket under the bed! "

MEN NEVER LISTEN!

they say man never listen, i say they don't understand us,
i say we are adventurest, but some are just plain stupid...
next time DON'T USE SHORT FORMS IN PUBLIC!!!