两性N年争～

女人可以说是一个麻烦的动物，但男人也不好到那里去，因为男人就是犯贱，因为这犯贱的动物就是喜欢麻烦的动物（除了同性恋外，这又是令一个话题了，两个男的一定会有个麻烦，一个犯贱的～）。

男人在一个恋情里最不可犯的事（女人漏了提我好吗，或犯贱的有犯而被SHOOT的提我～）：
第一：
女友生日不可忘！ 纪念日不可忘！情人节不可忘！
要有点心机，PLANNING! PLANNING 很重要！就算去吃路边摊也要看到心机。 补充就算你不会PLANNING，那女友Plan的少少都要APPRECIATE。

第二：
木头人可也要随风摇动摇动，有时没风时自己摇动摇动一下，反而会有惊喜，会让她们爽。给点心！

第三：
让一下她们吧，男人要大量点～ 她们不是笨，是装苯，不是无能，是有男人时会依赖，那当男人觉得女人没有你不能活时，那是谁笨？

第四：不知道了，但应该可以活了吧？

男人要懂女人，但女人也要懂男人吧，一般男人都很好懂，
男人因该都会有三种，

爸爸型
会Planning的，会照顾你的，会教导，会带等。

大小孩型：
喜欢被照顾的，好玩的，会冒险的，会有意想不到的等。

女人型：
比女人还细心的，会购物的，会煮菜的等。

很少男人是一定的型，我们都会在一个型内， 三型内都会有一点，是看那个多点。

我是二一三型哈哈哈～

Movies

Forbidden kingdom – good it is not another Cliché Jackie Chan movie or Jet Li’s cause they are combined! They work good together, something fresh, well not bad like the comments some friends give, don’t waste your money watching this, save it! but still I when just because of the big shots, but expectation aren’t that high thou, but overall it is cool, how rare you see the Emperor of Jade and the Monkey King speak English?


Just watch the movie kite runner originally from a novel written by Khaled Hosseini, the story is just good, no special effects (yes there is, the scene where the kites duel), no fancy comedy stuff, but pure bits of how war have turn a community, how brotherhood stood strong, how a foolish boy turn into an honorable man. The phrase “for you, a thousand times over” is never less beautiful than the 3 words (I love you) people use senselessly. Well the best part of the movie should be the part of kite duel, the boy’s relationship, their bond, and their love.
The war issue is just same all over; children got rape, heaven sake children! Hope this will ease; hope this will go away huh? Like they say “Inshah Allah”.
Rate this 9 out of 10 a must watch!!!

莫名

忽然心有个莫名的感觉，奇妙的感觉，是思念？
是！思念谁？我也不知道，最近都很莫名其妙，
一只认为会遇见相识的人，但没有，
从很久以前就很喜欢自言自语，自己讲，自己笑，自己气，
可能酱我觉得时有人在身傍，有时就很孤单。
就这么的多愁善感，还再思念，想家吧？
想当一个长不大的小孩，想当一个富翁，
想着想着可能这是那莫名的感觉吧？

醉非答之

醉翁之意自在酒，
自在消愁，
自在把1/3瓶的酒喝完！
weekday 去happy hour 还是第一次，
感觉还挺不错的，
人没那么多，烟没那么厚，
两条友把酒论天（吹水），
想着后来的事，屁！把它滚到脑后！
放松！享受颓废～

醉能消愁，
亦能增愁，
挥愁不散，
解结醉之？
醉能说之？
心说人说，
久酒旧之，
愁旧无解，
醉非答之。

＊说可以是讲也可以是悦

Escape from Huang Shi

"it is call "The child of Huang Shi" at some places

War, when is it here to be begun?
Who is the 1 that starts saying this is mine and that is yours?
And when it is not enough they start fighting for it.
Who benefits from all?
Who lost from all?
Who suffer from all?
War between men,
War between women,
War between grown ups,
Who suffer?
Why are they called grown ups to begin with?
They can’t think like one,
They can't be open minded,
They didn’t guide nor lead the children that needed them.
The lost of the families,
The harm that is cause,
All carve into a child's naïve souls,
Naïve? Is it still any to be left?
They have to act like grown ups,
They have no luxuries as a child,
Well the grown ups do,
They are bandits to the child,
They stole their youth!

This is a summary of what the movie “Escape from Huang shi” is, it is touching, it is about war, it is about children, it is about a man that try to make a differences, it is inspire by this man George Hogg.

Touching Commercial

From小女人's blog I get to know this 1st commercial clip, that is a story months ago, today I wanted to watch back this clip and found out the rest! damn it is touching, hope everyone enjoy...


My Girl


My Son


Marry Me


Daddy


Grandma

三个女人六张嘴

今早七早八早就被躁音吵醒！
我美丽的星期六早上，
难得不用上班的星期六早上！
楼梯品碰碰碰的，碗碟乒乓！
嘴巴象音响有seround sound!
叽叽扎扎的鸡叫声！
女人你们好躁！好吵！

享受颓废

妈的！一个两个放飞机，招了几条友哪里知道最后只剩下我和昆达两人。。。加上一个坐一下就走的Jess,
开始还蛮无聊的，两人开了一只Hennesy VSOP，象自舔伤口的老虎，慢慢的喝，慢慢的情绪高涨，慢慢的享受颓废。
烟雾迷蒙的地方，烟从两唇一丝丝的喷出来，享受慢性自杀的感觉，让酒精冲脑，让nicotine占领。
两人喝了2／3的酒，出乎意料的没有醉，但睡意以来，再回家的路上居然再红青灯那里停着时睡着了。。。
平安到家。。。

Malaysian Drivers

Once a friend of mine said while we a driving and I took over the car in front of me, “typical Malaysian always do this, after they took over the car in front, most of the driver will look over to look at their opponent that “lost” to him / her” and if the other driver is slow and kinda in the way, they will start complaining / cursing / flash their lights / horn etc, over take them and look over with an angry face, if they see the driver is a female they will say WOMEN! (even female drivers say this… bah~), well sometime I m kinda a typical Malaysian hahaha

Drunk? No!

A story of a friend’s girl friend’s brother’s ex boss, well it is defiantly true nothing but the truth!
Ok here it goes,

This ex boss of my friend’s girl friend’s brother is damn rich, but he goes low profile, well he only drive a White Proton Wira no showing off.

One night he when drinking and have far too many to drink, while he is on his way home he came to a road block, got stop by the police. He is ask out of his vehicle, took his identification card and license, the policeman asked him, “You drink?” Of cause my friend’s girl friend’s brother’s ex boss give him a firm “NO”, the officer ask again, “sincerely, you have some booze right?” still the ex boss stand firm and say “NO!” so the police goes on with the procedure and ask him to blow into the alcohol test thingie, once he blow into it an accident happen, just in front of them! The police rush to aid, and the ex boss put down the thingie and drive home.

Once he got home, he bath and when to bed, when he is about to sleep some one knock on his door, he open up and there stand 2 police man (one of them is the one who deal with him). He asks again, “Sincerely you drink did you!?” this time the ex boss is a bit afraid but still he say with his winded voice, “no…” the police ask again “tell me the truth, I promise that I won’t put any charges.” Still the ex boss say “NO”, the police reply immediately “if you are not drunk why have you leave your IC and license and drove my car back instate of yours?”

Well in the end no charges are given, well they all won’t wanna get into trouble don’t they?

罚

小时候的泽泽（念这这）最怕的惩罚是吸尘机，
只要皮，爸妈就会把吸尘机搬出来吸尘，
泽泽就会哭着东躲西逃，然后乖乖，
但那是4岁以前的事了。
后来是家喻户晓，有名的“炒果条”，
但那是小学以前的事了。
后来我爸妈都比较少打了，
就比较激心的事，比如我耍少爷脾气时，
哼！老爸是用棍子侍侯，他老人家讲是锻炼！
我家可以算是武世家族吧，爸，叔舅们都学拳练武的，
我本身少少也是空手道的(:p), [不信可以google我的名(ChewRuennTzer)-- 脸皮厚]
但那是18岁以前的事了。
后来都是用念，用训的。
在我到Ti-Ratana做仪工时被那些皮蛋气到，
骂他们到血冲脑，放工时打个电话给老妈，
“妈，知道你辛苦了，知道你的用心了，知道你血压偏高是谁搞的，爱你。”
老妈在电话另一边大笑！
知道就好，以为把你养到酱大很容易啊？

聚会

新年时拍的，每年新年都会在我家做个gathering！谈谈天，玩完游戏，赌赌博等。最重要的是朋友们聚会，希望我们每年都可以酱。。。不管我们在哪里，不管有多忙，我们一年一次的聚会，希望大家都到。。。

小时

泽泽（念这这）小时很顽皮，
在幼儿园里可算是老大一个，
常是班上最吵的，
被老师罚用手夹嘴吧的。
常常欺负小朋友把他们当鬼组Ghost Buster来捉鬼（鬼都很可怜），
要不然就Spiderman, 都把人当坏蛋来追。
最人小鬼大的一个，
常有女朋友拉小手，
把野草当花，和昨晚和妈妈一起画的卡（有大大的心）一起送。
当年认识的朋友个个不在是小鬼，
不在天真，不在有梦，
说的都是钱，生活，现实的催残。
没多少人会有那当年的朋友，
没多少人会如当年一样，
我有，几个从当年一起长大的朋友。
可惜没照片！都再老家！

Wine & cheese

Lately there some girls say that I look more mature than my age~ sigh well some mean well and some just wanna say that I look old, well, I came up with this statement “Men are like wine and women are like cheese”. Anyone get what it means?
Well mostly men are more attractive when they age, more manly, more mature and more successful, like wine with time they age they become more tastier, more flavor and less unpleasant taste, well for cheese the taste grew stronger, good in a way but bad when u smell it, some smell like months un-wash socks, like blue cheese…
Well it too depends on personal taste, some people like cheap wine and some people just like strong taste cheese, well I sometimes like it, but not always, it give me bad breath. Be a strong taste cheese is better than be a process cheese (it is junk food, bad for the body..)
Can't be deny that cheese and wine is always a good combination.

前后

建身房回家的路程，
因为雨而忧伤。
最近天气就如婴孩，
捉摸不定，时好时坏，
疲惫的思绪，
沉重的背负在背上。
前方的去路也象天气，
晴朗的夜晚在哪里？
清晰的星空，
我想念一点一点白皙的星星，
想念我们在沙滩上看星星，
哼着歌，对流星许愿。
那时的烦恼，只是今天的一点，
今天的沉重，会把当年的我压扁。
长大？有时我还希望我是17岁。
梦想就是吹吹水，
就是纸上之计，
就是以后的希望。
现在的梦想，
也是前方的灯光，
但步伐以沉重了。

每个人都是骗子？

幼儿院开始，老师都教我们要诚实，
但他们没教我们在这个社会里，谎话是必要的。
有没有100％的诚实小孩呢？如果你说没有，你在讲骗话。

我还蛮回说谎的，没怎样，也可以说实话，只是不是实话的全部。
但还没厉害到可以当赌神，没厉害到当千王之王～

女人化妆就是个谎了，美丽的谎（不是全部。。）。
男人吹水就装满了谎，没有啦只是把事实夸大。

所以诚实点，承认每个人都说谎。

懂不懂，是懂非懂。

Picasso 的画有谁看得懂？
真正的知道他画后的意义。
我懂，我有我的方式去懂，
艺术，可没真正的解释，
没有对或错，
只有背后的故事，
看人如何了解，
生活的对于错，
是谁订下？
真正的对一定是个勾勾吗？
那对的背后是什么？
人看的只是他们想看的，
明白他们所看到的，
接受他们喜欢的。
那Picasso的画是艺术还是渡鸦？

Be Kind Rewind

Just when for another movie after work, well it is a stress killer for me (watching movies of cause)! Wanted to watch water horse at 1st but it is not on yet at GSC 1 U, so I watch “Be Kind Rewind” it is a comedy alright obviously, because Jack Black is staring in it~ it start up as a cover up, to remake some movies because Jerry (Jack Black) have destroy all the tapes in the video stall, by magnetize all of it (how? Watch it yourself), Mike (Mos Def) came up with an idea stupid to be see at 1st, but end up the neighborhood love the home made movies, and the “sweded” trend started, it is also a part of saving the video stall plan etc etc, it is all laugh and jokes but at the end part it turn out to be warm a fuzzy, yea I love warm and fuzzy, it make you appreciate life more. This movie pulls down my level of stress. Good thing huh? hahaha

Movies

Another 3 movies this week, Spiderwick, Horton hears WHO and 27 dresses



For those that like Narnia, StarDust etc should have love Spiderwick. It is too magical, all about fairies, orgs, toads bla bla bla, the special effect is cool, character designs for the fantasy creatures are damn real and with details (well it is the world of graphics). Well it ended like a children’s story,  too EASY but funny, damn it is really unexpected.



Horton an elephant with wild imagination, that believe that he heard something from a speck, which he do, and just to find out the speck is a world, where a society of who (forget) live on it, which the others in the forest don’t believe that the world-on-the-speck is true, which bring it to a whole lot of mess up situation, which this post is kinda mess up, which you have to find out how the movie is like by watching it. Well it is also a good thing to teach the kids now a days, things that we can’t see doesn't mean it don’t exists.



27 dresses a romantic comedy which I like, too bad my contact lens is disturbing the mood of the movie, it is damn dry up and it irritated my eye. A story of a girl that don’t know how to say no to everyone, which love weddings a lot, which she have been bride’s mate for 27 times, but still can’t find his own groom. Till she have to help out in her own sister’s wedding, which is engage to the one that she love for year (more like a crush, a big 1). Her struggles, her odd ways of dealing with her emotions, love the character and the movie too.

拖

又被拖了，一星期又一星期，

说了又不算数，我有那么差吗？

试了个星期又个星期，

还是，你们打算请到人就把我踢走，

不可不小人之心，因为我不知你是不是君子。

虽然我也有错，带着耳环让你对我没信心，

但我妈就是教我不要以貌取人，

因为耳环？

父母请教教小孩怎么真正的看人，

也请不要用别人来教你的儿女，

“在坏，那个Korkor就来骂你”

“在皮，那个Uncle就把你带走”

妈的！什么Uncle!本少年轻有为，叫我Uncle!

不会自己教小孩就不要生，

生到眼睛有颜色的。

自信以被他们蹂躏到没有了，

在公司怕我砸了他饭碗，

不给我点信心, 但又要我Commit，

工作我带回家，应该的，OT应该的。

我现在用Degree来拿Diploma的价钱，

那我读来干吗？

还以为新的开始。。。

就不能顺一点吗？